about the curves
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about the curves *
We write original songs, bangers, ballads and earworms galore; we sing them live, and somewhere between the harmonies and the horrors, things get a bit feral. It's musical mayhem with a shot of tequila to the eye.
We're Flat & the Curves, the girl band with the vocals to make the boys cry and the chat to make you spit your drink out.
It's the Inbetweeners meets the Spice Girls. It's West End vocals meets big pub energy. It's a bottomless brunch that became a musical movement.
Our current tour Rosé Tinted was on the British Comedy Guide's list of best reviewed shows at the Fringe and it's on the road across England, Scotland and Wales from November 2026. Some dates are already selling fast.
Maybe don't leave it.
We've been around the block a bit: Chortle Award nominated, Edinburgh Comedy Award (ISH) nominated, we've been on the BBC and played some of the UK's swankiest venues.
charlotte brooke
COmposer, musical director and resident goblin.
the creative brain behind our musical arrangements. She writes the theme tunes, she sings the theme tunes.
SHE IS TRULY UNHINGED. Do not leave her unsupervised.
rosé of choice: chicken wine
issy wroe wright
creative director and general DOGS BODY
she does the organisE-Y bits like MAKING this website AND ORDERING THE pinot.
She Considers herself the put-together one. The others have agreed to let her believe this.
rosé of choice: aldi’s provence blend
katy baker
